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Unpoetic Ninfection.

My plea to be on the Onion Street Team

to marketing@theOnionRI.com Hi. I'm Erin La Ninfa.

I should be part of the Onion's street team for many reasons:

  •  I'm funny. My last name is Ninfa, and I deal with several wisecracks about my sexual prowess on a daily basis.
  • I use my "I didn't mean to lead you on by having sex with you" shirt to pick up men. (Thanks, by the way!)
  •  I live, work, and play in Providence, know all the nooks and crannies, and have more friends than I even want.
  • I have a great rack, and putting your logo/assorted messages on it will get the Onion great exposure.

Thanks for your time and consideration.

Best,

Erin La Ninfa