My plea to be on the Onion Street Team
to marketing@theOnionRI.com Hi. I'm Erin La Ninfa.
I should be part of the Onion's street team for many reasons:
- I'm funny. My last name is Ninfa, and I deal with several wisecracks about my sexual prowess on a daily basis.
- I use my "I didn't mean to lead you on by having sex with you" shirt to pick up men. (Thanks, by the way!)
- I live, work, and play in Providence, know all the nooks and crannies, and have more friends than I even want.
- I have a great rack, and putting your logo/assorted messages on it will get the Onion great exposure.
Thanks for your time and consideration.
Erin La Ninfa