Margie deserves better pay
Dr. Chao: You are a perfectionist, and thus you never find joy in anything because it's never good enough for you. Me: Margie, I'm not a perfectionist! Come on!
Dr. Chao: ...you made a beautiful infographic of your flaws, in addition to planning the content of the session today...
Me: FINE. (Goes home, makes this one to bring for next time.)